So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
wtf is up with chile look at it
that’s no way to run a country
that’s not a country that’s a conga line
I’m home alone with the tv repair man
Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario
porn or murderApparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves