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didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts, via orgasmic-humor)

toastdurr:

toastdurr:

"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

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yes

(via howls-moving-nipples)

juliankoster:

can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it

(via thedailylaughs)

ivchan:

swagony:

wtf is up with chile look at it

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that’s no way to run a country

that’s not a country that’s a conga line

(Source: shelloil, via thatsqualitystuff)

Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

(Source: yourchuckgirl, via crazysexykhool)

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

I’m home alone with the tv repair man

Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario

porn or murder

Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves

(via someone-almost-famous)

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